View Full Version : Revengeance in Las Vegas (a viet story)
LSB-DoanThuc
21-12-2002, 16:56
i was in las vegas last year checking on the gamble and lustful city (and no i didn't gamble or doing anything "lustful" haha) and while walking through the MGM casino i noticed an asian woman has loss all her money. she stood up and said to the dealer "you eat me now, i'll eat you later" i guess what she meant was that "you win now, i'll win later" and the dealer didn't know what she was saying and said "what? what did you say?". it was so funny.....if you have any story like this please tell me...i'll give you a candy. haha... sorry not cheap but kinda broke right now...haha
LSB-ForeverAnhHungLSB
21-12-2002, 17:02
:02_grin: :dazzler1: :dance:
Trương Sỏi qiynh,
Một cặp giận nhau đòi chia tay anh chàng ấm ức bấy lâu bị cô ta đá đành nói "sugar you you go sugar me me go" ý cũa anh là "đường em em đi đường anh anh đi" nàng la lên "you think you delicious?" anh ta suy di nghỉ lại thì ra nàng muốn nói "anh nghỉ anh ngon hả" cho nên anh ta liền đáp "I love toilet you go go" tôi yêu cầu em hãy đi đi . Nàng không sợ ai liền nói "you think you are the belly button of the universe ?" anh tưỡng anh là vũ trụ cũa trái đất ? Nàng tiếp "you live in monkey cough flamingo crows clothes house country" , anh ở nơi khỉ ho cò gái đồ nhà quê . Anh chàng thú vị quá mỉm cười nói "child salad father mother hundred sugar child spoil she summer onion me 3 down 7 up" con cãi cha mẹ trăm đường con hư nàng hành hạ tôi 3 chìm 7 nỗi. Nàng không chịu thua ai liền đáp "you are poor as torn spinach two table hand white" anh nghèo rớt mòng tơ hai bàn tay trắng. Chàng trả lời "you eat criminally no star where we start all over" "em ăn gian quá không sao đâu mình làm lại từ đầu"
Thế là cặp đó hết giận nhâu làm lại từ đầu . Nàng nói "I don't want salad" em không muốn cãi nữa! Dzị là quề.
:02_grin: :dazzler1: :dance:
LSB-DoanThuc
21-12-2002, 17:09
hahaha thiệt lá đúng hai vợ trống con nít. haha....my mom is pretty good in using english words for viet meaning... you know how some people just so used to the word "Okay"...it's like their reflect... well one day a friend of mine said "Okay" to my mom..she said "you okay me no okaỵ Okaỷ"... and we just cracked up... from that day on no one use the word "Okay" infront of my mom anymore...
Bát Tí Na Tra
21-12-2002, 17:11
my mom hired this guy to wax the floor of her restaurant. when he was done he asked for $300 and she only gave him $200 (something lyke that ...i don't remember). he guy was lyke, "wah da **** biatch _ we had a deal yo" ....she screamed back at da guy, "WHY YOU **** ME?"
LSB-DoanThuc
21-12-2002, 17:14
i don't know the whole story but sound like your mom is cool dude....usually before a contractor (in this case thewax"er") do anything at all he should give an estimate and if agreed upon he would go ahead and perform the task...i guess they didn't establish a good communcation b/w them...a friend of my family is a contractor...he build restaurant for people mostly chinese...this chineseman hired him to build a relatively large restaurant...when he build there are regulations he has to follow..but hte chineseman wanted to build the restaurant his own way and violated many code. when before the construction is finished..he has to call the town inspector and have them inspect the restaurant before hecould put on the finish touch...they told my family's friend to take down everything because there were many violations....so he got so mad and charged a lot more in addition to the restaurant that was taken down to build another one.
LSB-mimitocngan
21-12-2002, 17:17
when i was in grade 4, my whole class had to take da "sex ed. class" provided by the school board - we watched some movies (kinda cool). when my mom found out about dis, she was so mad and dragged meeh to skewl to talk with da principal.
when she saw da principal, she said, "Me no watch sex doctor . okay!"
HUH??? i was so shocked, so i asked her, "Má, má nói cái gì dzậy?"
she answered, "thì tao nói là tao kô thích con gái của tao coi phim sex, vậy mà mày cũng kô hiểu hả, sao mày ngu quá dzậy...?
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LSB-DoanThuc
21-12-2002, 17:19
my mom doesn't not speak english very yet she would use it time she can....even to a vietnamese....as i said she something use english word for viet meaning...to be honest sometimes i feel very embarass and i told her countless time that when she address to a vietnamese please do not be anything she isn't...but despite she just keep...but i mean i had given it a lot of though...she needs to practice english in this english speaking world...of course at first she babber but she'll get better...beside i can't control her thought and movements and how she interact with others....so i just kinda let her do what she feels comfortable and good about herself as long as she doesn't get irrational...anyway it wasn't nice of your mom to call you stupid..my mom or my dad never once in their life call me stupid....but i have to hand it to your mom..not fluent in english but a very successful woman with restaurants...anyway how old are you "ba' khùng"...anyway i don't think you're khùng...i think you're very sweet...i'm not gonna call you ba' khu`ng but let see i'll call you "em ga'i" from now on...
LSB-mimitocngan
21-12-2002, 17:20
interesting! are you sure i'm younger than u? huh----let's see ....... if you're 18 and under, betta call me "chị đó nha" :02_grin: :dazzler1: :dance: :dance: :dance: :ukliam2:
LSB-DoanThuc
22-12-2002, 15:56
i'm very old indeed hahaha...no i'm older 18 younger than 25.... i know it is hard for you to call me anh but hey practice make perfect hahah j/k..
hỏng dám kêu "anh" đâu ...đừng có ham ....thấy ghét wá muh
i've never called any1 that, so -yaw- don't expect it from meeh
and hey, where are my candies? >(\\\\)<
LSB-DoanThuc
23-12-2002, 13:39
know it's hurtful to call someone "anh" especially when you're not used to it...but practice make perfect so i'm willing to be a guinee pig for you to practice....hahaha..hey what about the candy thing? i didn't promise any candy did i? anyway i wish that you had an enjoyable weekend...take care
LSB-ForeverAnhHungLSB
23-12-2002, 13:40
hello gays ,,, opps I am so sorry ,,, i mean Guys
i think that it's very nice to call someone Anh or Em
good night :02_grin:
TS: where are my candies? i mean it ... cough it up .. go back and read wah you wrote ...hic hic hic ...don't trick meeh ..i want my candies .hic hic hic
4ever:
yes, i do agree with you that it's very nice to call some1 ANH, CHỊ, or EM - but comin' from meeh, it's juss so awkward. i'm so used to YOU and ME ...
LSB-DoanThuc
23-12-2002, 14:19
thanks pxp for backing me up...hey em gai (Đắc Kỷ) i went back and read all the message i post but couldn't see where i promise candy...are you sure....there is no doubt in my mind that you're used calling people use and call yourself me..but we're vietnamese thus "you"and "me" don't exist...but instead "anh" and "em"....so you might as well get use to it..hihi..j/k...anyway if you preffered to use "you" and "me" that's fine with me...whatever make you feel comfortable....all righty?
LSB-DoanThuc
23-12-2002, 14:20
a litte spelling problem "....there is no doubt in my mind that you're used calling people use and call yourself me.." correction "there is no doubt in my mind that you're used calling people "you" and call yourself "me"...there you go no wonder why i felt strange after i had submit last message
Bắc Yên Thần Nữ
23-12-2002, 14:37
....if you have any story like this please tell me...i'll give you a candy. haha... sorry not cheap but kinda broke right now...haha
Here we go, it was the message that you posted and promised about candy .
Sorry for pointing this out! :mrgreen:
LSB-DoanThuc
23-12-2002, 14:38
oh yeah now i remember thanks....geez...i must have an 80 yrs old brain...can't remember anything hahaha...oh yeah back to candy business...when i got home tonight i'll ask my nephew for some then i'll give you some...how do you like it delivered? through email or postal...hhihi..you know what since it was my fault that i couldn't remember i promise candy i, myself, will deliver it to your door..make it XXX special (XXX are for extra extra extra not for R rated you know those sex movies)hihi..anyway gotta go take care.
80 huh ......um..... i can't call you ANH now.........um......gotta call you Cuï .... hehehhehheheheee .. n/ewaz, i want my candies NOW ....juss throw it over (i'll catch it).
LSB-DoanThuc
25-12-2002, 17:01
my nephew has quite a candy collection..he has lollypop.... M&M ....pokemon figure chocolate..i mean you name it..hihihi...
Giáo Chủ Xiển Giáo
25-12-2002, 17:03
TS: where are my candies? i mean it ... cough it up .. go back and read wah you wrote ...hic hic hic ...don't trick meeh ..i want my candies .hic hic hic
GC: ĐK nói cái này GC đừng có giận nha - cái hình đó ghê wá à (cái người đó sao giống ma wá à)
and yes, i do agree with you that it's very nice to call some1 ANH, CHỊ, or EM - but comin' from meeh, it's juss so awkward . i'm so used to YOU and ME ...
oh yaw, you peepz check out this song and tell meeh if you lyke it : http://tafcuhouston.com/sayit.swf
thì cái hình đó là con Ma đó, Giáo chủ tui là con Ma trên net đó
Đắc Kỷ scare the Sht out of me luôn, song gì mà có cái hình ghê quá
thôi I must get out of here, để you guys tâm tình.
bye all
LSB-DoanThuc
26-12-2002, 13:48
sorry candy only....we don't have those fruit in new york...but we do have apple...a lot...that's why people call new york "the big apple"....beside if they have those fruit i wouldn't give you any..those are my favorite....it is sad that i sometimes have to drive 3 hrs to chinatown in toronto to get them...hey ne` where you from anyway?
migod, that really sux for you then .........well, my place has everytin' .. all of da fruit from my fav country, vietnam (yum yum) .....too bad for you .
ummmm...... apple huh ..... i'm kinda sick of it rite now ......last nite my mom made me eat all of da apples she "cuùng" you know ......kinda nasty cuz they were old and soft .....yuck.
LSB-DoanThuc
26-12-2002, 13:56
you ate too much apple so that you don't have to worry that yoúre gonna get "táo bón" haha j/k..hope you haven't ate yet..hihi....well i guess yoúre not catholic...yoúre either buđhism are something because your mom "cúng"...ím catholic we don't believe in "cúng" so no rotten apple to eat....talk about buđhism...i was in san diego last year to attend my sister's best friiend's weđing...and my sister's best friend (let keep it short "sbf") lives near a little temple...basically a house and they turn it into a temple with some monks....before the weđing day i was asked to go over to the temple and ask to borrow some chairs...when i came over, there was an odor...smell like heo quay or vit quay and i wondered? why am i detecting odor similar to heo quay or viet quay in a templẻ i never really know why...but for a while i wanted to become a monk...you know maybe the food in a chua not that bad after all....hihi..but then i realized that i like women too much to di tu...hihi...nam mô a di dá phạt ...thiện tay thiện tay...
well, you can say that i'm an atheist ..not that i don't believe in phật ....juss that the temples at my city kinda sux ....... all of the monks here wanna be in charge, so there are so many temples now ....i mean the viet community here is big, but i still think they should stick together ....... they're wasting so much money by competing with each other ....isn't that bull-shit or wah ...(um .....no offence to peepz who are big believers in buddism ......... this has nothin to do with the religion ....) i always believe that người tu hành không có tranh với đời nhưng muh mí người thầy tu ở chổ ĐK thấy muh ghét ...so yaw, i haven't gone to temple for lyke so many years .
and yaw, i love the story you told ........the hell .....vịt quay and heo quay huh .......interesting huh .....isn't that something ....
LSB-DoanThuc
26-12-2002, 14:03
"theoretically" monk thí "không phân chanh với dới" but i mean if they can do that then i guess they all have achieve sainthood right? there aren't a lot of people in this world are not driven by power....monk are just like every other...act like a religous man outside but inside is full of (please excuse my french) shi t...we do have a viet community... barely i mean barely....and this anti-communism group.....and for many times they want my dad to join but my dad kept refused because he want to leave all those behind...and if yoúre a member of that group you have to pay $100...when asked what the money is used for?...the anti-comm. group leader said to help people but they can't name of those they helped....basically they(well not all just 1 or 2 leaders) pocketed the money....so i mean anti-comm is just a big scam..just like those anti-comm groups in cali..first it was 1 big organization then divide into two..i mean they spent more time and energy fighting each other then communism....again power....i don't particular hate them but they are just a whole punch of idiots power hungry idiots...i don't hate them but they energy is focused on their personal goal rather than everyone goal...and corrupt just like communism itself....(dang íll bet i could get an A if i turn this thesis into an essay hhihi)...anyway the anti-comm here threatened my dad...you know make harass calls...but after my dad recorded some of the conversation and kept some messages they left and threatened press charges and they stopped....and i my brother i, my friends were so upset what we did was we make red flags with yellow star and write a note "from Uncle Hố to you"...we know they have a meeting at this house every 2 weeks...so during one of the meeting we placed these flags on their windshields...how they reacted? go figure.
dang !! wah a bunch of hypocrites ........
oh, sometin really hilarious happened to meeh today ........ i kinda had a blind date arranged by my mother and her friend (obviously, da dude was her son) .... it was so weird .....da 2 of us were actually best friends at one tyme (long story.....don't ask) ...but that's not wah i wanna tell .......his mother was so funny .....i couldn't understand her because she had a Huế accent ........she knew that so she tried to speak english with me ....i remember she asked me this question and it took me 5 minutes to get wah she meant ---- she said, " con sì tát chưa??" ummmmmmmmm.... hehhehehe ..... um um um ....translated by my talented mother, "bả hỏi con đi học chưa" >>> START <<<
LSB-DoanThuc
31-12-2002, 20:23
i don't know if i should say congratulation or to share the pain with you....hahaha but personally i hate people fixing me up on blind date...not my kind of thing....hahaha..just so weird...anyway speaking of Hue my older brother went back to vietnam every year for the last 3 yrs now...late last year-early this year he went back and met this hue girl...she's younger than me....and i'm not sure how they met but somehow he ate a dinner at her house....then he just hooked...he said the food was so good that he wanted to eat dinner there every day...anyway he's filing petition for her to come over...i guess he wants to marry her...i'm looking forward to it you know...having someone cook for us for a change from my mom...hihihi..let keep this a secret....i can't eat my mom food at all...it's horrible too much salt or nước mắm or bột ngọt ....everyday just too much of something....hihihi...let just hope she doesn't see this.hihi...thus i have to learn how to cook you know...my specialty is mi` go'i you name it...mi' bo'..but other that i don't know...
hey, you're better than meeh ........according to my friends, i burn water.
LSB-DoanThuc
31-12-2002, 20:24
hey i just realized that i spelled vengence wrong....i wrote revengence in las vegas.....instead of vengence in las vegas....my sister know how to cook but she doesn't cook....often when my mom cook my sister would suggest my mom do this and that and my mom gives her this look...tao thấy má nói chư chưa bao giớ thấy máy lám hết...and my sister would hush...and if i or anyone else in my family is there we would burst into laugh..that's the thing about my family...can't never get mad at anyone inside our family...
hehehhhehhee ...LOL ...... well, i wanna say sometin' about it long ago but was afraid that you might not lyke it ........ but hey, shouldn't it be vengeance ???
gotta jet, saturday man ...not gonna stay home ... hope that you'll have a lovely evenin' too .........buh-baiiiiiiiiiiiiii
LSB-VanThang
01-01-2003, 00:39
Tại hạ nghỉ các huynh muội viết bài trong đề tài nên gửi bài bằng tiếng Việt để tất cả mọi người đều có thể đọc hiểu. Mặc dù hầu hết các huynh muội trong sơn trại đều đã học qua Anh văn nhưng dù sao tiếng mẹ đẻ vẫn dễ đọc và dễ hiểu hơn mà :)
LSB-DoanThuc
02-01-2003, 16:52
Tại hạ nghỉ các huynh muội viết bài trong đề tài nên gửi bài bằng tiếng Việt để tất cả mọi người đều có thể đọc hiểu. Mặc dù hầu hết các huynh muội trong sơn trại đều đã học qua Anh văn nhưng dù sao tiếng mẹ đẻ vẫn dễ đọc và dễ hiểu hơn mà :)
Cái huynh này kô đọc topic của bài viết là gì hay sao chớ hia hia.
to Đắc Kỷ
geez no wonder why i was having D and F on my spellin guiz back in elementary school..hihi...i'm not a good speller...but you know sometimes there are more than one way to say one thing or to do one thing...i often say something in more than one way and that's what happened....hihi..pretty good excuse eh?..actually it's the truth...something i don't know good or bad happened to me on friday...on my way to school...they played this song "all my life" on the radio and when i heard it i missed my ex so much that i actually cried...i just couldn't stop crying...for all that time i though i'm over her but i didn't...and that night while driving home from school i felt so lonely and remember all the things we did and i miss her so much that i cried again....why is it so bitter and yet sweet?
it's called bittersweet ...... all i can say is enjoy the feeling ..... sounds weird huh?? ...... i know wah you're goin' through rite now ...i was dumped by my first love not long ago .....and in many ways i'm still holding on the wah we had .... my friends think i should stop crying- pull my act together- and move on with my life .........but hey, wah do they know ......if i'm not ready, then i'm not moving on ....so wah if i cry every now and then .......so wah if i keep his stuff ........ i can't be lyke my friends-- throw or burn things ......Hello, i'm lyke crazy for da guy --i can't juss throw his stuff away .........i want memories .... because i have no regrets .. i'm glad it happened because it was so beautiful when i had it ............i'll move on ....i will .....eventually .........
so yaw, i'm not sure if i even make sense rite now cuz my head kinda messed up.. .......but hey, next tyme you feel lyke crying, give this em gaùi a shout, i'll be there with tissues ...
migod, i feel lyke cryin' rite now....... i was gonna hang out my friends tonite, but NOOOOOOOO damn it .......my bird is so sick and i have to stay home and take care of hym (da bird, Bi, was the first present from my ex.....hey, call me hopeless all you want.....i don't care ..) ....ooh, really gotta go now, my bird needs his medicine now ........ta-ta
LSB-DoanThuc
09-01-2003, 21:12
i still have some of cassette tapes she gave me....all of them are opera and classical ...even though i really really hate them to my gut...(i'm not the opera classical guy... too boring) i still keep them in a secured place... sometimes i just can't control my feeling and cry... sometimes i realize that i don't have her anymore and that i have nothing... i feel so lonely and this really unpleasant feeling...it is like i'm left out from the rest of the world.....but i lost her because of my fault... and my guilt is really changing who i am...i never know that loving someone could change you so much until now...i'm a much better person... i just don't know if i should move on or wait for her since i've been waiting for her for more than a year now...
i have to agree with you on that: loving some1 can change who you are ..
and as for you not knowing whether to move on or wait ......... ummmmmm ........ i dunno too .... peepz usually say follow your heart ... um ... wah do you think?? ... it's up to you ........as for meeh, i'm staying rite here- doesn't mean i'm waiting for hym .... i had my chance to get hym back but i didn't take it ...he did ask for meeh back but i turned hym down (crazy huh) ...i refused to give in this tyme cuz if i was to do it, i'd lose myself to him (lose my dignity)... when i was his girlfriend, he treated me really bad and i allowed it ....i can't let that happen again .. But hey, i still really lyke hym ...............um........now now ......the more i write, the more i notice that i am really crazy ......damn it ....i picked a good name for myself ....i am messed-up .......hehehehehe ....
LSB-DoanThuc
09-01-2003, 21:14
i dont' konw if i should follow my heart or not since my heart get me in this situation in the first place.... it's just impossible for a relationship to work second time around.... my gut telling me i should forget her..but everytime when i think of going out with someone else her image just pop up in my mind and i no longer have the desire.... i think she had put a spell on me or something... i didn't treat her bad at all... heck i treat her with more respect than my mom or dad (geez please god dont' punish đứa con bất hiếu này)... i think i'm gonna move on .... you're not crazy at all...i could perfectly see why you choose not to let him back into your life even though you still have feeling for him... like someone should not be getting abused and disrespect....but if that person disrespect you and treat you like (please excuse my french) a piece of shit then i mean you're not gonna be happy..and being someone suppose to bring you happiness... oh god i sound like that bald head psychologist on oprah's show again (dr. phil is it?)
Hôm nay buồn wá đi. Tự nhiên thấy buồn à. Cả ngày ngồi trong lớp muh không hiểu gì hết. Chắc là tâm trạng không vui cho nên không thích lái xe - sáng nay zậy sớm rùi đi bộ lên trường (trùi ui, nó xa dề sợ à) đi muốn chết luôn. nhưng chiều về thì thật là thơ mộng ...... mới 5 giờ chiều muh mặt trời muốn xuống núi rồi .. thành phố thân thương biếng thành 1 màu hồng... xám rực rở ... ngộ nha, ở cái thành phố này lâu wá rùi mà chưa bao giờ thấy nó lãng mạn như chiều hôm nay .....ước gì có ai đó bên cạnh thủ thỉ câu yêu
LSB-DoanThuc
11-01-2003, 04:22
hey i'm trying to figure out where you live.... according to your last post the time was 6 something a.m 10-1 - 02 but in your post it sound likes you posted it at night..... and you have indicated there is a large viet community where you live... i can't think of what state yet (or what country).... something is not right here.... here's my list: seattle, washington D.C, virginia (maybe)...hey even in canada...somewhere up north not south... in new york the weather is still warm... you can barely see yellow leafs... fall is not here yet...talk about guessing i just remember a funny story voted as the world's funniest...here it is.... one day Sherlock Holmes and his assistance Watson go camping...in the middle of the night Sherlock wakes up and ask Watson..."Watson what observation can you conclude looking at these stars?"...watson replies " well sir there must be billions and trillions of stars and planets in many galaxies...and there must be many planets like earth with life form like human..." sherlock holmes says "Um...no you idiot someone stole our tent"....
hahhahahah ...that's a good one you're telling there ... hilarious ...... um ....that sure cheered me up after a horrible day in skewl . my professor was such a bitch (don't lyke her at all) maybe i'm racist or something ... i seriously don't lyke brown peepz .....yup yup, i think i'm racist ....oy oy, that's so bad of meeh ....
uuuuummmm .....i'll give you another hind: if you're in NY then most likely you're 3 hours ahead of meeh .... you know wah i mean ....if it's 10 at your place, my place should be 7 .....get it??? ......have to go do my homework now, good-nite ..
migod, i couldn't spell HINT ..........migod......this is bad .......
i couldn't sleep so i decided to hop on net again ... i'm really exhausted cuz i played tennis for lyke 3 hours. I'm in pain rite now cuz my back is killing meeh (kinda lyke when i went back to vietnam and i had to sleep on the floor_) gosh, i'm such a wuss . I had a good game with my friend. he was so mean; he gave me lotsa tricky balls and made me run so much. wah a devil
Hey, do you think my vietnamese sux?? i think it's pretty ok .....at least i can read and write ... i left vietnam when i was in lyke grade 2, so i didn't know that much . My mom's friend totally put me down at dinner, she said that i make so many mistakes when i write . The thing with me is that if i feel lyke it, then i'll write it ..... and i don't expect to be lyke an expert or anytin' ... i can't make poems and all of those fansy things ..Jusss that now i'm so mad at that lady- she's made me feel so bad .. My mom didn't even defend her lil girl ....so meannnnn .....so evil .........this really sux...
LSB-DoanThuc
12-01-2003, 06:41
until 2 days ago i didn't touch a tennis racket for atleast a year. i was attending a high school tennis match (my friend's sister play) and while watching an older vietnamese man came up to me and we start to talk...after a while he asked do you play? i said no not anymore.... then he ask do you think you can still hit though? i said probably.... then handed me a racket and said let hit some balls....i didn't have my sneakers on...wore jean...haven't touch a tennis racket for quite sometimes...but i agreed to play...i told him in advanced that i don't have my sneakers on so i don't want to do a lot of running since it was very easy to sprain my ankle....he did the contrary thing... he moved the ball around make me run...and i thought to myself...what is this man doing?..is he practicing Agassi's strategy on me...when i played my timing was off...my footwork was stink....no proper technique..heck i didn't even remember how to hold a racket....racket preparation was poor...lucky me my forehand was still there...i was able to hit a lot of winner off my running forehand...still bomb some aces...he was lucky that i was trying to find my game that i didn't move balls around else he would had a heart attack... sometimes i wonder what a nice guy i am...not moving the balls around on that man... anyway for the last 2 days i've been putting things together to organize a tennis tournament for the viet community here...i just find out there are quite some viet that play tennis...
hey, that's very nice of you to do that for the viet community. There are lots of viet peepz who play tennis in my place, but none around my age . They all think that this is a type of sport for old peepz ... eeek, wah do they know .... Although i'm more of a soccer girl, I really like playing tennis .. it's a fun sport rite??? at least i think so...
LSB-DoanThuc
12-01-2003, 06:42
tennis is not for old people at all.... once you get to certain level, strength and endurance are just as important as your game level......yesterday i spent a couple hours posting fliers and tournament entry forms in viet places.....like stores, video...i'm still not yet determined the format of the tournament......i'll wait until the deadline and see what level they are at and how many and so for........ it should be fun to run it and the tournament itself wil be fun...i hope........
uuuuummmmmm.......sounds interesting ......hope it'll be successful ..too bad i'm not there to sign up .........heheheheeee, this shortie sure lykez to kick some (_x_) ........um um ....um .......very modest of meeh
LSB-DoanThuc
12-01-2003, 06:43
i got a message yesterday from a parent who want his daughter to be in the tournament...i'm not sure if that's a good idea... she's 14..and he indicated that she has been taking lesson at a local tennis club with someone i know... i told him to sign her up to play in junior league organized by the USTA where she can really compete against some of the most talented youngsters from the east coast as well as throughout the country. also some people called me want to sign up through phone... so i signed them up... they haven't pay the fee yet ( no the fee doesn't go into my pocket but goes into expenses like new balls, beverage and etc... and prizes... c what i figured is that after all the expenses were paid whatever left would be the prize money)... mostly they are beginners and somewhat in the intermediate...so you definitely kick some azz if you were to play in the tournament............
busy busy busy....i am so exhausted rite now ... i wanna die........ I hate studying_ it kills me a little bit each day...i'm gonna die soon ....
i got this really funny msg from my friend ; READ IT!!!!
"I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: "Hi, how are you?"
I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restrooms at a rest stop but, I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassedly: "Doing Just Fine!"
And the other guy says: "So what are you up too?"
What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say: "Uhhh I'm like you, just traveling east!"
At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.
"Can I come over to your place after while? "
Ok, this question is just wacky but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation.
I tell him, "Well, I have company over so today is a bad day for me!"
Then I hear the guy say nervously...
"LISTEN!!! I'll have to call you back, there's an IDIOT in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions, bye!"
AHAHAHA
LSB-chieuchieu
14-01-2003, 16:18
Ha, thì ra là ĐK nhà ta vô đây tâm tình hen. Bửa giờ đi đâu không thấy tâm hơi vậy .. cả tháng rồi không gặp làm tui nhớ lắm đó. let's go out next week. hey, you still in for the cpr class ??_ i have to go pay asap. what's going on with you these days?? don't you return phone calls_ i've called more than 1001 times. nice friend you are . n/e/waz, good-luck on the exams. Love you sis,,,,,,, muaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh
Trương Sỏi quynh: sorry i interrupted >> you can carry on with the chit chat now ........buh-bai
LSB-DoanThuc
14-01-2003, 16:19
hahaha.... the message your friend sent you actually happened to me before but not as serious as the message sounds.....chuyện kể rằng có hai người đi hunt... suddenly, one of them collapse...(you might have heard this before) the other one pick up the phone and call for help....operator "what's your emergency?".. hunter "my friend is dead can you help me?"...operator "sure...but first make sure your friend is dead".....the operator then hears gunshots and then the hunter "oh yeah he's dead"... anyway, when I started to read Khải Tú message it sound like you own her money or own him ti`nh (hihi i'm not sure chieuchieu is a he or a she so sorry nha chieuchieu)
oh, juss ignore her.. and yes, she's a lesbian ..........um.........i mean a girl ..heheehehehe.... i'm taking a break from studying rite now....... i'm so dead.... i look so ugly too ... so, how is your tennis tournament? .....ooh, wish me luck: i'm in the school soccer team......, and we're going to london to compete with the other universities over there ........the prob right now is that the coach is cutting peepz and i pray that she doesn't cut me. i'm really excited right now ......so yawwwwww......wish me luck .....wish me luck ..., i'm looking for this really funny joke my friend sent me not long ago ....damn it, i dont' know where i put it.......oh well, i'll post it up next tyme .......well, sweet-dreams ...99
CC: you're up so late girl, .... oh yaw, stop calling me chị dâu. you are so bad ... we'll hang out after my horrible exams then <> ..i haven't talked to any1 nowadays-- isolation ......... hhehehheeeeeeeeeee........99 ok babe...love you too, lesbo!!
LSB-DoanThuc
14-01-2003, 16:21
hahaha.... is that a trance these days? lesbo?.... the tournament is such a mess.... as of right now... i have 7 beginners, 4 intermediate and 3 advanced. those are the numbers i didn't want to deal with at the beginning... i want everyone to have a chance to win...i don't know if i should put them in one draw or divide them up... if i not divide them up...most likely one of the three advanced players will win...if i divide them up into three sub tournaments beginners, advanced and intermediate...the tournament itself is too spread out not enough players to play advanced and the intermediate.... what i have in my mind right now is to run 2 tournaments...1 for beginners if i could get someone at beginning level to play...you know you lost you're out..... and another one for advanced and intermediate..the format would be like the master championship (year end tournament for professonal players) i'll try to find another advanced players to play to even out the number (if i can't i'm very tempted to play since i haven't play a good match in some years)...basically they will play everyone...if they win a match they won points and at the end the two person with largest number of points will play for the 1st vietnamese tennis championship (god i love the sound of the tournament's title)..at advanced level....what i figured is advanced players might not at advanced level as they claimed...after all i haven't seen they play.....but if all four of the 4 intermediate players loss and the 3 advanced players are as good as they claimed then it should be a good lesson for the intermediate players to learn and improve their games...
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